Well, not really, but there is an area in Miami with the family name – I’ll have to look up its history some time.
There are no buses running in Lincoln or Newark.
The Highways Agency have given up trying to keep the road open in Market Rasen.
Cross O’Cliff Hill is blocked by a lorry, and Yarborough Hill by a fallen power cable. Emergency services are still trying to get there.
I don’t know how Nottingham is affected, or if the trains are running, but the boys’ slide has 4 inches of snow on the handles.
The DJ on Lincs FM just called trying to get down Lindum Hill the scariest 5 minutes of his life.
You weren’t planning on going anywhere today, were you?