There are no buses running in Lincoln or Newark.
The Highways Agency have given up trying to keep the road open in Market Rasen.
Cross O’Cliff Hill is blocked by a lorry, and Yarborough Hill by a fallen power cable. Emergency services are still trying to get there.
I don’t know how Nottingham is affected, or if the trains are running, but the boys’ slide has 4 inches of snow on the handles.
The DJ on Lincs FM just called trying to get down Lindum Hill the scariest 5 minutes of his life.
You weren’t planning on going anywhere today, were you?